Monday, December 17, 2007

Rejoice America! The American Gladiator Competitors Bios Are Up On NBC.com!

Awesome!

Quick Superstar breakdown from yours truly:

Crush - This will be America's favorite who every guy will want to be with and every girl will want to be.

Fury - She looks like a tranny who started using steroids and didn't stop. The ultimate villain in my book.

Hellga - Looks like she should be playing linebacker for the Miami Dolphins...I think she could start.

Justice - He is the modern day Zeus, let's hope George Mitchell doesn't start to investigate this show...yikes!

Mayhem - When someone figures out if that is a man or a woman please let me know...

Militia - We knew the military would need someone to root for and this will be the guy.

Siren - I think she purely made it for her rad 80's hair...someone had to represent the past.

Stealth - I was wondering what Vivica A Fox was doing...man she got bigger.

Titan - He was the kid in grade school who always got picked on so now he is jacked and not going to take it anymore.

Toa - It's nice that they felt the need to expand the audience by including someone who looks like he could be the lead singer of an Emo band.

Venom - She looks like she just got off an all night bender of diet pills and tofu.

Wolf - Looks like Ben Stiller's character from Dodgeball...just uglier and more jacked up.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Justice was on the 3rd Season of Tough Enough.