Awesome!
Quick Superstar breakdown from yours truly:
Crush - This will be America's favorite who every guy will want to be with and every girl will want to be.
Fury - She looks like a tranny who started using steroids and didn't stop. The ultimate villain in my book.
Hellga - Looks like she should be playing linebacker for the Miami Dolphins...I think she could start.
Justice - He is the modern day Zeus, let's hope George Mitchell doesn't start to investigate this show...yikes!
Mayhem - When someone figures out if that is a man or a woman please let me know...
Militia - We knew the military would need someone to root for and this will be the guy.
Siren - I think she purely made it for her rad 80's hair...someone had to represent the past.
Stealth - I was wondering what Vivica A Fox was doing...man she got bigger.
Titan - He was the kid in grade school who always got picked on so now he is jacked and not going to take it anymore.
Toa - It's nice that they felt the need to expand the audience by including someone who looks like he could be the lead singer of an Emo band.
Venom - She looks like she just got off an all night bender of diet pills and tofu.
Wolf - Looks like Ben Stiller's character from Dodgeball...just uglier and more jacked up.
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Justice was on the 3rd Season of Tough Enough.
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