First off I would like to congratulate you for handling what could only be described as a "mid-life crisis" so well.
I think it is as equally fantastic that you have found a boyfriend with as many prison tattoos as a corpse on CSI:NY.
What I am not to thrilled about is the fact that when I was trying to sleep last night your "boyfriend" was seemingly galloping around your living room as if riding a "race horse". Now, that's clearly not his only talent as he was able to berate you while accomplishing all of this.
I am definitely no "expert" on relationships and I am sure that you find it thrilling that someone of such "social stature" would find "little old you" attractive...but as the great Peter Griffin would say "C'mon...C'Mon".
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